creating new worlds of possibility (pinksparklz) wrote in adroitcharacter,
creating new worlds of possibility

  • Mood:
  • Music:

Scrolling down through past headers I found Armpit Operation.

So as an appraiser I occasionally have orders where we collect a check at the door from the homeowner (or Homo as we like to call them) for payment of the appraisal. I had such order friday morning. The guy, Jason, was really nice but seemed a bit edgy about writing me a four hundred dollar check. After verifying I was legit, he apologized for being a bit paranoid and I said, "hey if a stranger showed up at my door wanting four hundred bucks I'd be a little leary too." His reply? "well it is a little weird having a woman show up at my door with a tape measure and wanting money." I wanted to say, SO bad, "Wouldn't that be EVERY woman though?" I had a good laugh with Summer about that one.

I promise not everything humorous that happens to me is sexual in nature....just the ones in the past two weeks.
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded